May 2012
Shortest Horror Story Ever.
Mofftiss: There won't be a third season
Tom Hiddleston: Hi
Me:
Tom Hiddleston:
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Tom Hiddleston:
Me:
Tom Hiddleston:
Me:
Tom Hiddleston: Oh my goodness, are you alright? Why are you turning blue, is that natural? Are you breathing? OK, I didn't even know it was possible to screech so loudly, especially with such little air. Oh, goodness, why are you wrapped around my legs? Would you please let go? You're not going to let go are you. Oh, dear.
deductism:
the only reason i would ever want to link my tumblr up to my facebook account is so that i can then go and reblog fucking tons of gay porn and just watch as people remove me from their friends list and i’ll just watch the number slowly decrease and be like
justaveragely:
I watch British YouTubers so often that I now turn randomly British in the middle of a sentence.
I do this haha oh wait I am British
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Tom Hiddleston: Hi
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Police: so she just died?
Tom Hiddleston: Basically
Tom Hiddleston: ehehehehehe
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.
I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick.
mindfuck
whoaaa
this is AMAZING
EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa
this is sooooo sick oh my god!!!
Whoa.
3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.
geniusbutafreak:
talesofthewormstache:
I think everybody should have their very own little button for when they are sad
And when they press it
A balloon should come down from the sky
With a basket of kittens and fluffy fanfiction of their OTP
And then they won’t be sad anymore
"Fictional characters are better than real people...
allhope-islost:
loki-s-army:
superwholockian-ringer:
bei-fong-appreciation-blog:
justalittlepixie:
dawndead:
blaine-anderberry:
sherlockhummel:
danrdarrenc:
may i introduce you to blaine anderson and kurt hummel
Let us talk about Loki…
He likes to hurt me. A lot.
THIS EXPLAINS LOKI….BUT I LOVE TOM JUST AS MUCH
Excuse me while I go cry over...
Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*
My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers...
daeneryes:
The L’Oreal brothers
Male Katniss
The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
Robin
HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
The Angry Pirate
jeszing:
have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it
I genuinely have wondered this but in a completely non-suicidal way, is that weird?